I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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