Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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