try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
