All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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