But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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