Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i drank out of a bidet.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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