watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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