i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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