Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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