hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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