Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
