They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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