imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Every concussion has its silver lining
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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