You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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