he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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