Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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