some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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