You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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