I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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