i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
do nipples grow back?
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