Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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