You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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