I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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