its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
i think i have herpe
just one?
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
The uberlube is also flammable
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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