whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I have feelings that need drinking.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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