i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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