there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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