you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
