Little spoons don't ask big questions
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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