There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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