It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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