Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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