forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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