does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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