His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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