I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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