I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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