Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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