ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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