And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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