its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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