Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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