Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
