Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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