You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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