ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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