You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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