just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
