i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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