How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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