Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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